If I had $100 Million...by Gregg Leary
I could buy

5 million Dave Despain bobbleheads
50 million cans of Red Bull
100 McLaren F1LM sports cars
666 bottles of Chateau Lafite 1787
3.6 years of Alex Rodriguez’s Yankee salary
100 McDonald’s franchises
153 Ferrari Enzos
Send 500 students to Harvard for 4 years
5 years of a fully funded NASCAR Cup team
2 Million Dale Junior die cast cars
Tiger Woods income for 1 year
2 ½ years of Kimi Raikkonen’s salary
Finance 12 hours of the Iraq War
4,000 Tony Stewart “BS” is victory lane
164 years of Lindsay Lohan rehab