Spies: And here is the latest of Moto GP
bikes. Check out this sand dispenser where
you can blind your rival behind you. It also
has a tie-breaker picture frame where you can
put fear on Rossi. Posters include "Jaws",
"Your favorite Red Haired" Mexican Escort,
Gordon Ramsey, and a masked Paul Tracy.

Spies: And in front, we have a paintball
tube wher you can shoot oil ball. That's oil
balls shaped like paintballs. If you see
your rival in front of you, just insert the
balls and aim at the tires and by the time
he reaches that turn, he will slide home.

And it also has a paddle courtesy from STR
for last resort. And it can be yours for
only $15000.

For that 100th caller you will have free milk
for life courtesy of Kimi Raikkonen's Cow
named "ZONK". He is a great pet, you do not
have to worry of mowing the lawn.
And you will also have a shovel to remove
that obscene scent.

So order now!!!

Placid - 04 November 2009 05:44 PM

Spies: And you thought the livery on my R1 looked horrible! I actually wanted to race this weekend using Team Rainey's retro livery circa '98, now that is just beautiful!"

Spies: Honestly, folks, I didn't ask for the bike to be painted this way.
I asked for a simple paint scheme, but you know sponsors -- every last one of 'em
wants their name on the bike. So, we have to accomodate all of them,
alloting space in proportion to the amount of money they give us.
Now we're stuck with this "explosion in the alphabet soup factory" look.

Spies: I mean, seriously, folks, would you send a rider out on a bike like this?
Write to all our sponsors and demand a proper paint job for this otherwise
nice motorcycle and less "busy" leathers for me! All this thread is getting itchy...
C'mon, do it for me! And if not for me, then for your own eyesight, which is
gonna suffer from all these busy graphics! Now let's start the "clean graphics" chant:
"BLUE AND WHITE, THAT'S ALL! THAT'S RIGHT!"

I think Spies has the best looking bike on the grid.

He looks fabulous I asked some where what his # would be, I guess its 11 then?

He'll come in 3rd...Rossi is going to cruise around and watch Goooooooooo BEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ben: No wonder Valentino beat these guys, this looks like the line-up for the pee-wee class.

Lorenzo: I smell something funny. Which one of you guys has been milking Kimi Raikkonen's cow?