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I've been watching WT for some time now. I have no idea how they allow Dave & Robin to tell the truth week in and week out. It's a wonder they haven't been cancelled for not kissing the a$$ of NASCAR. How dare they not sing the praises of the pretty boy box car riders. I watched Sunday's NASCAR 4 hour commecial and they actually broke into the race now and then to sell the drivers. Do we really have to be told the brand name of the fuel? the brand name of the tires? NASCAR'S moto? if you can't sell NASCAR & sell our sponsors you cannot announce NASCAR. If you tell the truth it better not conflict with our image.
Let's see if I can get a job:
"there goes Jimmy Johnson getting out of his CHEVY and it appears he walking over to MR.JOHN porta pottie in his SIMPSON racing shoes to releave himself. It appears he getting reddy to pull down the zipper on his fire proof NOMEX racing suit. Hopefully there'll be plenty of CHARMIN tissue if he needs it. Looks like he's done and drinking his COCA COLA to help him stay alert for the upcoming CHEVY-MR.JOHN-SIMPSON-NOMEX-CHARMIN-COCA COLA 400 at the HUMMPY WHEELER sports complex televised on ABC presented by all the sponsors we intend to brain wash you with for the next 4 hours".
Opps, just lost my job for telling the truth at the end.
How dare they
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Nice post. Welcome to the SPEED Forums 
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I've been watching WT for some time now. I have no idea how they allow Dave & Robin to tell the truth week in and week out. It's a wonder they haven't been cancelled for not kissing the a$$ of NASCAR. How dare they not sing the praises of the pretty boy box car riders. I watched Sunday's NASCAR 4 hour commecial and they actually broke into the race now and then to sell the drivers. Do we really have to be told the brand name of the fuel? the brand name of the tires? NASCAR'S moto? if you can't sell NASCAR & sell our sponsors you cannot announce NASCAR. If you tell the truth it better not conflict with our image.
Let's see if I can get a job:
"there goes Jimmy Johnson getting out of his CHEVY and it appears he walking over to MR.JOHN porta pottie in his SIMPSON racing shoes to releave himself. It appears he getting reddy to pull down the zipper on his fire proof NOMEX racing suit. Hopefully there'll be plenty of CHARMIN tissue if he needs it. Looks like he's done and drinking his COCA COLA to help him stay alert for the upcoming CHEVY-MR.JOHN-SIMPSON-NOMEX-CHARMIN-COCA COLA 400 at the HUMMPY WHEELER sports complex televised on ABC presented by all the sponsors we intend to brain wash you with for the next 4 hours".
Opps, just lost my job for telling the truth at the end.
You forgot Morton's salt urinal cakes.
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A porta-pottie with Charmin? Nice!
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Ya, what a joke NASCAR has become.
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Welcome to the forums. The reason they don't do that stuff on Wind Tunnel is it is only an hour long, once a week and SpeedTV has about 30 hours a week devoted to NASCAR and butt-smooching already.
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...and SpeedTV has about 30 hours a week devoted to NASCAR and butt-smooching already.
They cut-back?
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Yeah, there wasn't enough time for Pinks, Wrecked and Monster Jam.
Yeah, no time for racing, there's too much BS to show.
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Yeah, there wasn't enough time for Pinks, Wrecked and Monster Jam.
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