A racers prayer: Father, son, holy ghost, whoever's first wins the most.

"If life gives you lemons, throw them back." anon.
"I'm now in my 2nd childhood so now he's my childhood hero"
Mark Martin's reference to Alan Gustafson.

Not a racing quote, but one of my favorites.
"No matter bad you think something is, when you really look into it, it's worse" RR

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

Where did the exclamation, "Winner, winner, chicken dinner!" come from?
Question:I have heard DJ's say it on the radio when the caller wins a prize. I'm thinking Moulon Rouge....that one guy said it but I could be wrong. Help!

Answers:
Years ago every Las Vegas casino had a 3 piece chicken dinner with potato and veggie for $1.79. A standard bet back then was $2.00, hence when you won a bet you had enough for a chicken dinner. So now you know the rest of the story.

This just in from Talladega: NASCAR bans racing, claims that cars rubbing on cars is just open-wheel cheap thrills. Fans sleep through 3-hour single-file borefest.

This also just in from Talladega. The only fans that did not go to the ticket window and request a refund were the ones who got drunk and passed out and slept through the race!

"Pavement is for racin', dirt is for potatoes." (heard at a local roadrace)