Placid
Posted: 29 August 2008 05:38 PM
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Ryan: I'm gonna beat you!
I'm gonna beat you!
I'm gonna beat you!

Crew chief: Tell me how was your girls' night out with Milka?
Danica:
WHAT????

Marco: Sniff Sniff Sniff. Dad I need a hankie.
Michael: Now settle down. Do not cry just because Warren Sapp took the final spot
for the next Dancing With The Stars. AND DO NOT LEAN ON ME!!!!
Placid
Posted: 29 August 2008 06:22 PM
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AJ4: That girl of mine better not stain my 2-seater

AJ's girlfriend: AJ please! be easy on me.
Placid
Posted: 29 August 2008 08:41 PM
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Scott: Come on Helio. Get closer to the water.
(Jaws music: Da Rum. Da Rum. Da Rum. Da Rum)

Helio: I once caught a fish this big.

Milka: Kids smile at the camera.
Girl on the right: That right judo chop that you did in Mid-Ohio wa too weak.
How come?
Placid
Posted: 29 August 2008 08:47 PM
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TK: That did it!!!! That delivery boy is late. I am getting a free pizza.
Placid
Posted: 30 August 2008 03:29 PM
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Helio: Pants at $70 per pair, silk shirts at $45. Whoa!!!! Shoes at $219 a pair.
Better sneak into Roger's trailer and ste... uh borrow his credit card.

Dario: I watched your qualifying performance and since being an employee with Chipper,
I just want to say: I LOVE YOU MAN!!!
Scott: We are not swaping rides Dario!!!!!!!
Placid
Posted: 30 August 2008 03:32 PM
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Justin: Drat. Graham took my breakfast meal!!!!1
TURN8
Posted: 30 August 2008 05:50 PM
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Placid - 29 August 2008 08:47 PM

Tony Kanan, in order to avoid being recognized, diguises himself as a pickle.
Signature:
”I LOVE IT. GOD HELP ME I DO LOVE IT SO."-General George S Patton
TURN8
Posted: 30 August 2008 05:59 PM
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Placid - 30 August 2008 03:32 PM

"OW! Stupid pit stand is made for munchkins..."
Signature:
”I LOVE IT. GOD HELP ME I DO LOVE IT SO."-General George S Patton
Placid
Posted: 30 August 2008 07:05 PM
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Dixon: Oh. It's JAWS. Helio - you go 1st.
Helio: Ohhhhh nooooo. You are the points leader!!! You go 1st.
Placid
Posted: 30 August 2008 07:11 PM
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Danica: I am very crushed that I was not selected for the next Dancing With The Stars.
Placid
Posted: 30 August 2008 07:17 PM
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Helio: Wasn't that having fun?

Oriol: How am I expecting to get my 1st win in this? OOOOHHH ramp.