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Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at her girlfriend's house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.
Friendship between Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
WHY MEN HAVE BETTER FRIENDS
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Time to dig up an old thread for no reason.(other than I have just now stumbled across it)
The real reason men have better friends is because the Wingman will go whaling so his buddy can get the hot one. . .
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Time to dig up an old thread for no reason.(other than I have just now stumbled across it)
The real reason men have better friends is because the Wingman will go whaling so his buddy can get the hot one. . .
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If a man talks and a woman isn't there to hear him, is he still wrong?
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Allow a joyfully married man to answer that question...Yes he is... 
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The best part of being a guy (and having guy friends):
Phone conversations take less than 2 minutes.
It usually goes something like this:
"What's up?"
Not much. What's going on?
"Some of us are heading out to such and such around 9"
Cool. Maybe I'll see you there.
No talking of what you'll be wearing. Or if some <insert favorite term for an unfavored woman, say someone who now dates your ex> is going to be there. And if you don't go, the most you'll hear of it is "Where were you last night, you missed a good time."
Phone conversations take less than 2 minutes.
It usually goes something like this:
"What's up?"
Not much. What's going on?
"Some of us are heading out to such and such around 9"
Cool. Maybe I'll see you there.
No talking of what you'll be wearing. Or if some <insert favorite term for an unfavored woman, say someone who now dates your ex> is going to be there. And if you don't go, the most you'll hear of it is "Where were you last night, you missed a good time."
