I'm trying to collect Unemployment. They say I needed to have a job first.
I'm trying to tell 'em...if I HAD a job....
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I'm trying to collect Unemployment. They say I needed to have a job first.
I'm trying to tell 'em...if I HAD a job....
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I'm trying to get a job. They say I needed to have experience.
I'm trying to tell 'em...if I HAD a job I could get some experience....
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I'm trying to get a job. They say I needed to have experience.
I'm trying to tell 'em I have experience. Look at all the jobs I had in the last 3 months.
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I have never found a job I couldn't quit before being fired for cause.
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I don't want a job, I just wanted the checks. So I interviewed at places that I thought wouldn't hire me.
I start giving Rosie O'Donnell pedicures & hoof massages on Monday.![]()
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Isn't working at the unemployment office an oxymoron?
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Who you callin a oxymoron?
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I resemble that remark!
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I get turned on by inappropriate remarks![]()
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I don’t mean to upset everybody, it’s just everything I say does.
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Darn, I thought I had my trenchcoat on.At least if I turn around, people can see me smiling.
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