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Abnormal User
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There's more puns where that one came from!
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I’ve paid at Exxon, Marathon, Gulf Oil, Chevron, Conoco, Texaco, Pilot, Sunoco, Sinclair, Circle K, Citgo, NOCO, Shell oh he**. I’ve paid everywhere man, I’ve paid everywhere...
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Kubica & BMW-Sauber
Abnormal User
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If y'all would just wait my neighbors wife has a "Pun in the oven."
Waiting...
"Breathe Mable... BREATH...
Here it comes...
Not much longer...
I can see it...
AWWWWW HECK..... It's just an Oxymoron...
"I'm from FEMA and I'm here to help."
Sorry folks, maybe next time?
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On September 17, 1787, forty-two of the 55 delegates to the Constitutional Convention held their final meeting. Only one item of business occupied the agenda that day, to sign the Constitution of the United States of America.
Veteran
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And the difference between a moron and a pun is.......what?.....ooooooooooh oxymoron...that's different..........NEVER-MIND .
Speed Freak
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Wooooossshhhh...
YIKES!! The trout have jumped out of the pond
I'm outta here!!!
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We now return you to your regular programming already in progress...........
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On September 17, 1787, forty-two of the 55 delegates to the Constitutional Convention held their final meeting. Only one item of business occupied the agenda that day, to sign the Constitution of the United States of America.
Abnormal User
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this has been a test. In the event of an actual emergency....... kiss your butt goodbye
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“your standards are so low, you always get lucky”
Abnormal User
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UM.... OK....... It was an actual emergency......., but I couldn't find the right tape so sue me!!
Go ahead, kiss your tushi's goodbye & don't touch the 6ft green frogs outside!!
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On September 17, 1787, forty-two of the 55 delegates to the Constitutional Convention held their final meeting. Only one item of business occupied the agenda that day, to sign the Constitution of the United States of America.
Speed Freak
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THAT WAS A FROG???????????WTdoes anyone have some gum ?Signature:
WHAT EVER IT IS , WE’RE AGAINST IT - GROUCHO MARX
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=4d4tcb6NuM4 Go F.M.!!
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Ribet! Ribet! Ribet!
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Never too old to have a happy childhood!
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Mmmmmm Flied Rice
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I don’t mean to upset everybody, it’s just everything I say does.
