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Posted: 19 June 2008 12:52 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 271 ]  
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1.eyed.jack - 19 June 2008 11:47 AM
There's more puns where that one came from!
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Posted: 21 June 2008 09:48 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 272 ]  
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Penske_ALMS - 19 June 2008 12:52 PM
If y'all would just wait my neighbors wife has a "Pun in the oven."


Waiting...


"Breathe Mable... BREATH...


Here it comes...


Not much longer...


I can see it...


AWWWWW HECK..... It's just an Oxymoron...


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Sorry folks, maybe next time?
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In the 1500’s, Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.
Thank God today the FDA decided it was jalapenos.  wink

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Posted: 21 June 2008 10:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 273 ]  
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illahsram - 21 June 2008 09:48 PM


And the difference between a moron and a pun is.......what?.....ooooooooooh oxymoron...that's different..........NEVER-MIND .
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Posted: 23 June 2008 08:16 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 274 ]  
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illahsram - 08 February 2008 08:05 PM



Wooooossshhhh...

YIKES!! The trout have jumped out of the pond
I'm outta here!!! ohh
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Posted: 27 June 2008 08:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 275 ]  
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nitronut - 23 June 2008 08:16 AM
We now return you to your regular programming already in progress...........
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In the 1500’s, Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.
Thank God today the FDA decided it was jalapenos.  wink

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Posted: 27 June 2008 10:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 276 ]  
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this has been a test. In the event of an actual emergency....... kiss your butt goodbye
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Posted: 01 July 2008 01:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 277 ]  
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formulaefan - 27 June 2008 10:45 PM
UM.... OK....... It was an actual emergency......., but I couldn't find the right tape so sue me!!
Go ahead, kiss your tushi's goodbye & don't touch the 6ft green frogs outside!!
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In the 1500’s, Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.
Thank God today the FDA decided it was jalapenos.  wink

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Posted: 04 July 2008 02:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 278 ]  
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illahsram - 07 February 2008 09:55 PM


THAT WAS A FROG???????????WTdoes anyone have some gum ?
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Posted: 05 July 2008 05:05 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 279 ]  
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struns - 04 July 2008 02:45 PM
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Posted: 07 July 2008 12:51 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 280 ]  
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mmi16 - 05 July 2008 05:05 PM
Mmmmmm Flied Rice
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Posted: 08 July 2008 02:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 281 ]  
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PainterDude - 07 July 2008 12:51 AM
I prefer fried lice!
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Posted: 10 July 2008 01:54 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 282 ]  
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mmi16 - 08 July 2008 02:28 PM
Don't fry my lice. I prefer to feel the bugs crawling before I swallow them.
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Posted: 10 July 2008 07:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 283 ]  
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lochtaer - 10 July 2008 01:54 PM
HEY HONEY! I forgot to tell you the Landlord called and said not to go upstairs.... until.... he fixes.... the floor......
WOW! That fall looks uncomfortable... Bet you're really glad you took those yoga classes now, aren't you? grrr





Where ya been Lochtaer? Out cornering the Mozart Kugel market?
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In the 1500’s, Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.
Thank God today the FDA decided it was jalapenos.  wink

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Posted: 15 July 2008 05:39 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 284 ]  
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illahsram - 10 July 2008 07:43 PM


the strawberry yoga taste bettar than the banana-strawberry yoga
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Posted: 26 July 2008 06:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 285 ]  
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Bicycle Repairman - 15 July 2008 05:39 PM
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Why yes, I am just practicing yoga officer.
Now if you could stop spinning and call an ambulance, I would appreciate it!
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In the 1500’s, Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.
Thank God today the FDA decided it was jalapenos.  wink

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